Senshi Vs. Senshi
This Month's Contenders...


Vital Statistics

Sailor Mercury                               Sailor Venus
Name: Mizuno Ami                             Name: Aino Minako
Birthday: September 10                       Birthday: October 22
Blood Type: A                                Blood Type: B
Hobby: Reading, chess                        Hobby: Chasing Idols
Senshi Position: Inner                       Senshi Position: Inner
Element: Water                               Element: Love
Fighting Style: Defensive                    Fighting Style: Offensive
Secret Weapons: None                         Secret Weapons: She's Sailor V
Damaging Attack: Mercury Aqua Rhapsody       Damaging Attack: Venus Love
                                                     and Beauty Shock

Okay, so how exactly would Sailor Mercury match up to Sailor Venus? Well, we put both Sailor Senshi in a high-tech space age computers, and we took the information supplied by us and a special team of animators to come up with the ultimate match up! Unfortunately, the animation would take just way too much disk space, so we have our commentators do it for us. Straight from the Death Buster Headquarters we have Eudial and Mimete!

Mimete: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!
Eudial: You don't have to be so excited, Mimete, just because we're back again.
Mimete: The public loves me, what can I say?
Eudial: Um, yeah, right... *Ahem* Anyway, today's match up is... Mercury versus-
Mimete: V-chan!! We LOVE YOU V-CHAN! AAAH!! V-CHAN!! I have aaaaall of her tankubon and t-shirts and video games and action figures and posters and anime and movies! She's so kakoii!!
Eudial: Kowaii...
Mimete: Venus-chan, the leader of the Inner Senshi, the blond bombshell, the incredible Sailor V-
Eudial: With a history of mental illness...
Mimete: Against the blue haired computer nerd, Mercury!
Eudial: With a history of repeatedly dying...
Mimete: And the match begins! Venus attacks first- as usual- leaping into the air and using her Venus Love and Beauty Shock!
Eudial: Mercury dodges the kiss quickly, then counters with a Mercury Aqua Rhapsody! Venus moves out of the way of the water, runs, and does her patented Sailor V Kick!
Mimete: Venus's heels strike Mercury's face! Ow, look at her head snap back! Her skin's all broken, blood running down her face...
Eudial: Not a pretty sight, I must say, Mercury falls down onto the ground, writhering for a minute in what I must guess intense agony. Venus takes the opportunity to stomp on Mercury's body a few times... What's this? She's taking out her Crescent Compact and lifting it into the air... I think she's saying, "Crescent Moon Power, Transform!"
Mimete: Cool! She's turned herself into *gasp* Urawa-kun, Ami-chan's not really, not ever boyfriend who showed up for two episodes before he wised up and dumped her and never came back again!
Eudial: No way Mercury will fall for this, she can't be that stupid- But wait, Mercury stands up, and her jaw drops as she sees, Ven- er, Urawa-kun standing in front of her.
Mimete: She seems stunned before crying, "Urawa-kun!" from her lips, tears in her eyes, and she runs towards him, detransforming, arms outstretched and then-
Eudial: He yells out Venus Love-me Chain! and the chain wraps itself around poor Ami-chan's neck. Urawa transforms into Sailor V, a tight smile on her face, tightening the chain. Ami-chan's face is turning blue-
Mimete: Like a smurf, only darker.
Eudial: Quite. V-chan yanks harder, and then there's an audible snap and-
Mimete: Gross! Ami-chan's head is just _hanging_ there limply! Eww!
Eudial: I guess that finishes the battle, that was quick-
Mimete: No! Wait! V-chan's not done yet! She takes out her stone sword-
Eudial: I thought that was from the manga only...
Mimete: And now she's hacking up Ami-chan's body into pieces!!
Eudial: Um... I think this is a bit much... Hey, Jack, you won! You can stop now!
Mimete: She's not listening to us, Eudial-san! Venus has this crazy, psychotic look on her face, she's giving high pitched shrieks and laughter, and she just keeps chopping and slicing, and blood and body parts and guts everywhere-
Eudial: I think she needs some of that medication now...
Mimete: Hehehe, uh, that concludes the battle between Venus and Mercury, come back next time-
Eudial: The men in white are here to pick Venus up...
Mimete: for another exciting showdown between Mercury and our guest senshi!
Eudial and Mimete [laughing nervously as men in white scream in the background]: Ja ne!

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