Senshi Vs. Senshi
This Month's Contenders...


Vital Statistics

Sailor Mercury                               Sailor Chibimoon
Name: Mizuno Ami                             Name: Usagi Small Lady Serenity
Birthday: September 10                       Birthday: June 30
Blood Type: A                                Blood Type: O
Hobby: Reading, chess                        Hobby: collecting rabbit goods
Senshi Position: Inner                       Senshi Position: Inner
Element: Water                               Element: Pink/Moon/Sugar (she doesn't have one)
Fighting Style: Defensive                    Fighting Style: Uhh..Offensive?
Secret Weapons: None                         Secret Weapons: Luna-P 
Damaging Attack: Mercury Aqua Rhapsody       Damaging Attack: Pink Sugar Heart Attack

Okay, so how exactly would Sailor Mercury match up to Sailor Chibimoon? Well, we put both Sailor Senshi in a high-tech space age computers, and we took the information supplied by us and a special team of animators to come up with the ultimate match up! Unfortunately, the animation would take just way too much disk space, so we have our commentators do it for us. Straight from the Death Buster Headquarters we have Mistress 9 and Eudial

Mistress 9: Hello, friends. I'm glad you could make it for what I'm sure is going to be an interesting show!
Eudial: HAI! I agree! On today's Senshi Vs. Senshi, we have Sailor Chibimoon, Senshi from the future and daughter to Neo-Queen Serenity Vs. Sailor Mercury, our very defeated blue-haired genious girl.
Mistress 9: You see friends, what makes this so interesting is that they're both pretty useless to the team. Although Chibimoon has the powerful attack, Moon Gorgeous Meditation, it's generally done with Sailormoon, who isn't here. Also, that stupid horse isn't allowed this time.
Eudial: Heehee, well let's get this show on the road! Are you ready to RUMBLE?!
Mistress 9:: Uhh...yea.. And it begins! Chibimoon throws up her Luna-P into the sky, OH! It's a gun! Isn't that illegal in this game?!
Eudial: Her finger is on the trigger! Oh no! Is it going to end so soon?! Mercury looks really scared...BANG! CHIBIMOON FIRED THE GUN!!!!
Mistress 9: Calm down, Eudial. It's just a toy gun.
Eudial: What a stupid move, Mercury is taking out the Aqua Harp, Mercury Aqua Rhapsody right in Chibimoon's eye!
Mistress 9: OOH! This is getting good! Chibimoon has knocked her way out using Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Eudial: She's running towards Mercury, Mercury does Shabon Spray! There's bubbles everywhere and both of them seem lost.
Mistress 9: Why does she always DO that stupid attack?! It never works!
Eudial: Good god, Chibimoon is randomnly shooting Pink Sugar Hearts around...she's liable to kill someone with that thing! Yet none of them seem to be hitting Mercury..
Mistress 9: The mist is gone, look behind you Chibimoon! OUCH! Mercury just bashed her over the head with the Aqua Harp...that will DEFINATLY leave a mark.
Eudial: Chibimoon's unconcious! Mercury is standing over her....Wait, Chibimoon was faking it! The Luna-P just flew out of nowhere and smacked Mercury. This battle is never going to end, both of their talents are so useless! Ne, Mistress 9-sama, who are you rooting for?
Mistress 9: Ne, Chibimoon. She did make me what I am, and besides, my host likes her.
Eudial: Are you drinking coffee? Can I have some...? She made you what you are? I wish I could have seen it.
Mistress 9: Oh, hmm, shouldn't we be watching the fight?
Eudial: But it's sooooo Boring! COME ON YOU TWO! KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress 9: I think they must have heard you, but right now they're resorting to childish pulling of hair. Mercury pulled one of Chibimoon's pigtails...and Chibimoon retaliates by yanking out one of Mercury's earrings!
Eudial: OUCH! This is getting gruesome, I like it!
Mistress 9: Mercury looks pissed off now, she's picking up Chibimoon.. Chibi is kicking and screaming. Where is Mercury taking her?
Eudial: She's taking her to the Edge of the playing field! That sneaky girl! She's going to throw her off into the void!
Mistress 9: Looks like Mercury actually won...wait.. I spoke too soon, Chibimoon bit Mercury's hand! SWEETNESS! She flipped over Mercury's head and kicked her rear-end. Mercury is stumbling forward! She's going to fall!
Eudial: SHE FELL!!!! Chibimoon is doing the dance of joy! Mistress 9: She's dancing terribly close to the edge of the playing field, isn't she?
Eudial: She isn't dancing..she's being dragged! Mercury's's pulling her leg in!!! Chibimoon is just inches away from.........SHE WAS JUST PULLED INTO THE VOID BY MERCURY!!!!!!!!
Mistress 9: That was very odd.
Eudial: Well, looks like both of them lost! And there you have it folks, the two most useless characters.. neither of them won...they both suck! Thank you to Mistress 9-sama from joining us straight from Tau Ceti, until next time...
Mistress 9 & Eudial: Ja ne!

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