Senshi Vs. Senshi
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Vital Statistics

Sailor Mercury                               The Antimercury
Name: Mizuno Ami                             Name: Nomizu Mia
Birthday: September 10                       Birthday: September 10
Blood Type: A                                Blood Type: A
Hobby: Reading, chess                        Hobby: world domination
Senshi Position: Inner                       Senshi Position: Imaginary Inner
Element: Water                               Element: Antimatter Water
Fighting Style: Defensive                    Fighting Style: Defensive
Secret Weapons: None                         Secret Weapons: None
Damaging Attack: Mercury Aqua Rhapsody       Damaging Attack: Antimatter Rhapsody

Okay, so how exactly would Sailor Mercury match up to her negative counterpart? Well, we put both Sailor Senshi in a high-tech space age computers, and we took the information supplied by us and a special team of animators to come up with the ultimate match up! Unfortunately, the animation would take just way too much disk space, so we have our commentators do it for us. Straight from the Death Buster Headquarters we have Cyprine & Puchirol

Cyprine: Konnichi wa, welcome to today's Senshi Vs. Senshi.
Puchirol: This is definately going to be an exciting game, ne, Cyprine?
Cyprine: Yes, it is! This has scientifically never been done before! In one corner, we have Defeated Sailor Mercury, made of matter, which exists in our universe.
Puchirol: Opposite her, is the Anti-Sailor Mercury, composed of Antimatter which doesn't really exist in our Universe. Oh, the joys of quantum physics.
Cyprine: Alright, let the games begin! Sailor Mercury begins the round by taking out her computer and checking out what the Anti-Mercury's weak spots are.
Puchirol: Anou, Cyprine...I think I read somewhere about Antimatter and Matter not being able to coexist in--
Cyprine: HOLY MOTHER OF HOTARU! Did you see that?! An explosion as big as my head when Mercury's Shining Aqua Illusion hit Antimercury's Shining Antimatter Illusion!
Puchirol: YES! Mercury's getting violent! A first, she's wacking the Antimercury on the head with her Aqua Harp!
Cyprine: Antimercury reaches for Mercury's hair, ouch, a fist full of blue hairs!
Puchirol: Uh oh...isn't Matter and Antimatter volatile?
Cyprine: Sailor Mercury shabon sprayed the whole area, I can hardly see the fight. I hear screaming though..
Puchirol: Looks like Sailor Mercury is actually winning this fight! She's got the Antimercury encased in ice!
Cyprine: I've never seen such a look on Mercury's face, I bet loosing so much has made her want to win. But ne, if Antimercury wins, technically, Mercury wins. Antimercury IS Mercury, in an opposite Universe.
Puchirol: You don't suppose this Universe has Antimatter versions of us, do you?
Cyprine: It's very possible, there's a book by a man called Ste--OH LOOK! I missed that, did you see that, Puchirol?! Sailor Mercury just did a direct blast to the already frozen Antimercury! That's DISGUSTING!
Puchirol: Oh gross! There's bits of frozen flesh in Sailor Mercury's hair. My god, that girl is INSANE! She's using Antimercury's Antimatter blood to decorate her face!
Cyprine: She's trying to win our love by pretending to be Mononoke-hime! We cannot let that happen, let's kill her!
Puchirol: Iie, wait a second, Cyprine! Antimercury is coming back together, like that bad guy on T2!
Cyprine>: OH! She looks PISSED OFF! She's running towards Sailor Mercury to tackle her..
Puchirol: Why hasn't anything happened yet? Isn't it nearly impossible for Matter and Antimatter to coexist?
Cyprine: They're wrestling around! Mercury has tied a harp string about Antimercury's neck, ooh yuck! DECAPITATION!
Puchirol: The head is just rolling around, god how disgusting. Mercury doesn't even have enough class NOT to kick it around!
Puchirol: This is really sickening...
Cyprine: I'm getting worried here, shouldn't there be somesort of---
*** STATIC ***
Cyprine: OH MY LORD! THAT WAS INTENSE! The whole room just EXPLODED! Everything got sucked into some sort of Vortex! Frozen body parts and all!
Puchirol: I KNEW IT! I told you Matter and Antimatter cannot coexist! It was only time that everything would blow up!
Cyprine: Well, that just proves, that Mercury is not only a loser in this Universe, but the negative one as well. Puchirol: Well, until next time!
Cyprine & Puchirol: Ja ne!
Cyprine: Can we get someone to clean the bits of antimatter off the window?

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