Vs.
Vital Statistics
Sailor Mercury The Antimercury Name: Mizuno Ami Name: Nomizu Mia Birthday: September 10 Birthday: September 10 Blood Type: A Blood Type: A Hobby: Reading, chess Hobby: world domination Senshi Position: Inner Senshi Position: Imaginary Inner Element: Water Element: Antimatter Water Fighting Style: Defensive Fighting Style: Defensive Secret Weapons: None Secret Weapons: None Damaging Attack: Mercury Aqua Rhapsody Damaging Attack: Antimatter Rhapsody
Okay, so how exactly would Sailor Mercury match up to her negative counterpart? Well, we put both Sailor Senshi in a high-tech space age computers, and we took the information supplied by us and a special team of animators to come up with the ultimate match up! Unfortunately, the animation would take just way too much disk space, so we have our commentators do it for us. Straight from the Death Buster Headquarters we have Cyprine & Puchirol
Cyprine: Konnichi wa, welcome to today's
Senshi Vs. Senshi.
Puchirol: This is definately going to be an
exciting game, ne, Cyprine?
Cyprine: Yes, it is! This has scientifically never been done
before! In one corner, we have Defeated Sailor Mercury, made of
matter, which exists in our universe.
Puchirol: Opposite her, is the Anti-Sailor Mercury, composed of
Antimatter which doesn't really exist in our Universe. Oh, the joys
of quantum physics.
Cyprine: Alright, let the games begin! Sailor Mercury begins
the round by taking out her computer and checking out what the
Anti-Mercury's weak spots are.
Puchirol: Anou, Cyprine...I think I read somewhere about
Antimatter and Matter not being able to coexist in--
Cyprine: HOLY MOTHER OF HOTARU! Did you see that?! An explosion
as big as my head when Mercury's Shining Aqua Illusion hit Antimercury's
Shining Antimatter Illusion!
Puchirol: YES! Mercury's getting violent! A first, she's
wacking the Antimercury on the head with her Aqua Harp!
Cyprine: Antimercury reaches for Mercury's hair, ouch, a fist
full of blue hairs!
Puchirol: Uh oh...isn't Matter and Antimatter volatile?
Cyprine: Sailor Mercury shabon sprayed the whole area, I can
hardly see the fight. I hear screaming though..
Puchirol: Looks like Sailor Mercury is actually winning this
fight! She's got the Antimercury encased in ice!
Cyprine: I've never seen such a look on Mercury's face, I bet
loosing so much has made her want to win. But ne, if Antimercury wins,
technically, Mercury wins. Antimercury IS Mercury, in an opposite
Universe.
Puchirol: You don't suppose this Universe has Antimatter versions
of us, do you?
Cyprine: It's very possible, there's a book by a man called
Ste--OH LOOK! I missed that, did you see that, Puchirol?! Sailor
Mercury just did a direct blast to the already frozen Antimercury!
That's DISGUSTING!
Puchirol: Oh gross! There's bits of frozen flesh in Sailor
Mercury's hair. My god, that girl is INSANE! She's using Antimercury's
Antimatter blood to decorate her face!
Cyprine: She's trying to win our love by pretending to be
Mononoke-hime! We cannot let that happen, let's kill her!
Puchirol: Iie, wait a second, Cyprine! Antimercury is coming
back together, like that bad guy on T2!
Cyprine>: OH! She looks PISSED OFF! She's running towards Sailor
Mercury to tackle her..
Puchirol: Why hasn't anything happened yet? Isn't it nearly
impossible for Matter and Antimatter to coexist?
Cyprine: They're wrestling around! Mercury has tied a harp
string about Antimercury's neck, ooh yuck! DECAPITATION!
Puchirol: The head is just rolling around, god how disgusting.
Mercury doesn't even have enough class NOT to kick it around!
Puchirol: This is really sickening...
Cyprine: I'm getting worried here, shouldn't there be somesort
of---
*** STATIC ***
Cyprine: OH MY LORD! THAT WAS INTENSE! The whole room just
EXPLODED! Everything got sucked into some sort of Vortex! Frozen
body parts and all!
Puchirol: I KNEW IT! I told you Matter and Antimatter cannot
coexist! It was only time that everything would blow up!
Cyprine: Well, that just proves, that Mercury
is not only a loser in this Universe, but the negative one as well.
Puchirol: Well, until next time!
Cyprine & Puchirol: Ja ne!
Cyprine: Can we get someone to clean the bits of antimatter off
the window?