Senshi Vs. Senshi
This Month's Contenders...
Vs. 
Vital Statistics
Sailor Mercury Sailor Pluto
Name: Mizuno Ami Name: Meioh Setsuna
Birthday: September 10 Birthday: October 29
Blood Type: A Blood Type: A
Hobby: Reading, chess Hobby: Shopping
Senshi Position: Inner Senshi Position: Outer
Element: Water Element: Time
Fighting Style: Defensive Fighting Style: Offensive?
Secret Weapons: None Secret Weapons: Garnet Rod
Damaging Attack: Mercury Aqua Rhapsody Damaging Attack: Dead Scream
Okay, so how exactly would Sailor Mercury match up to Sailor Pluto?
Well, we put both Sailor Senshi in a high-tech space age computers,
and we took the information supplied by us and a special team
of animators to come up with the ultimate match up! Unfortunately,
the animation would take just way too much disk space, so
we have our commentators do it for us. Straight from the
Death Buster Headquarters we have Cyprine and Pikuroll!
Cyprine: Hi, minna!
Pikuroll: Sorry Eudial-san and Mimete-san aren't here... They're,
uh, busy...
Cyprine: Heh heh, busy, heh heh.
Pikuroll: Heh heh. Anyway, today's battle has the most boring
Inner Senshi, Sailor Mercury, against the most boring Outer Senshi,
Sailor Pluto!
Cyprine: Though Pluto rocks in the manga...
Pikuroll: AHEM. And the race is off!
Cyprine: Sailor Mercury actually attacks first! She
does her Shabon Spray! [How typical...]
Pikuroll: Pluto repels the bubbles with her Garnet Rod by doing
the little twirly thing! The bubbles fly back and wack into Mercury.
Cyprine: Ouch, she falls to the ground! I think she's bleeding,
and those were only bubbles! Man, she must be weak!
Pikuroll: Pluto watches Mercury have some spasms on the ground
before the other finally gets up. Mercury yells out, "Mercury Aqua
Mirage!" at her, but Pluto holds up her Garnet Rod and yells, "Time
Stop!"
Cyprine: Ooh, that's right! Pluto's specialty is in time!
Mercury's attack stops midway. She looks like she's trying to move
but she can't! Mwahaha!
Pikuroll: Pluto then smiles... She's scaring me, Cyprine...
Cyprine: Pluto whispers, "Dead Scream..." Ooh, the shivers...
The pink energy ball literally slams into Mercury! She'd
fall down if she weren't stuck...
Pikuroll: Pluto then runs up to Mercury and starts repeatedly
wacking her on the head with her Garnet Rod! She looks a bit
psycho...
Cyprine: Bam! Bam! Bam!
Pikuroll: Then Pluto starts punching her in other areas of
Mercury's body. Owww... Mercury's starting to bleed again... Eww.
Cyprine: Hmm, time thingy spell's wearing off, and Pluto seems
to know it... Oh! What's she doing?!
Pikuroll: It looks like she's... dragging Mercury over in
front of her suspended attack! Ingenious!
Cyprine: The spells over, and the before Mercury can move out
of the way, her Aqua Mirage slams into her, and she screams as she's
bashed by her own attack!
Pikuroll: She definitely looks pissed... Mercury screams out,"
Mercury Aqua Rhapsody!" Pluto looks bored, though, so she yells
back, "Dark Dome Close!"
Cyprine: Sugoi! The Time Gate appears behind Mercury, and she's
dragged in! She's screaming more as she's sucked into a parallel
dimension! The gates close... Silence...
Pikuroll: Pluto has won...
Cyprine: Looks like Merc-chan lost again... Hehehe.
Pikuroll: See you next time when we pit Mercury against another
Sailor Senshi! Same Mercury time, same Mercury channel!
Cyprine and Pikuroll: Ja ne!
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