Sailor Mercury Neo Sailormercury Name: Mizuno Ami Name: Umino Kasumi Birthday: September 10 Birthday: November 21 Blood Type: A Blood Type: A Hobby: Reading, chess Hobby: Reading, learning English Senshi Position: Inner Senshi Position: Inner Element: Water Element: Ice Fighting Style: Defensive Fighting Style: Offensive Secret Weapons: None Secret Weapons: Kourinosensu Damaging Attack: Mercury Aqua Rhapsody Damaging Attack: Mercury Silver Santification
Okay, so how exactly would Sailor Mercury match up to Neo Sailormercury of Janelle's fanfic, Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon Neo? Well, we put both Sailor Senshi in a high-tech space age computers, and we took the information supplied by us and a special team of animators to come up with the ultimate match up! Unfortunately, the animation would take just way too much disk space, so we have our commentators do it for us. Straight from the Death Buster Headquarters we have Eudial & Viluy
Eudial: Well, minna-san, you've been watching some weird matches--well this is the weirdest one yet. Today Mercury-chan is going to be fighting the Sailormercury of the future...
Viluy: And it's her daughter no less!
Eudial: It seems that Neo Sailormercury, Kasumi-chan, is the seemingly unloved and uncared for younger daughter. She has grown detatched from her family, embracing Senshi-dom as an escape.
Viluy: Let's not forget that Neo Sailormercury is perhaps the most powerful Neo Inner Senshi. Isn't that ironic?
Eudial: Enough talking, let the games begin!
Viluy: Mercury Senior doesn't seem to realize that this girl before her is her daughter. She starts off with Mercury Aqua Rhapsody, good call Mercury!
Eudial: Neo Mercury doesn't seem phased at all, she's staring at her mother with such hate...Kowai!
Viluy: What a cold smile Neo Mercury has on her face...she's so heartless! The antithesis of her mother, don't you agree?
Eudial: Yea, but, Neo Mercury's so much coo--OOH! Neo Sailormercury just broke out Aqua Ice Purification! The energy is swirling around Mercury! She's freezing to death! How could you do that to your own mother?!
Viluy: Ooh! Neo Mercury is talking! Damnit, Souichi-sama! Why can't you keep the audio up all the time?!
Neo Mercury: ...and you never loved me, did you, MOTHER? I was never good enough for you! Or maybe it's because I'm better than you are in every way and you just can't stand it...
Eudial: *shivers* such cold words, Neo Mercury has another small smile on her face...I think she's attacking again!
Viluy: I never remembered Neo Mercury being...evil...ooh, she's got that pretty fan of hers! There goes the ice...Whee! Neo Mercury looks funny encased in ice. Sorta like a blue Academy Award...
Eudial: BRUTAL! The "statue" just exploded! There's ice bits everywhere. That's absolutely disgusting.
Viluy: No, disgusting would be if Neo Mercury scooped up the ice into a giant snow-cone.
Eudial: First Ayanami popsicles, now Mercury Sno-Cones, oh what a disgusting show we run.
Viluy: What's this? Mercury's not dead! She's come back all corporeal and what not! Her warm heart breaks even the coldest of the cold.
Eudial: How incredibly touching.
Viluy: Mercury...is coming towards Neo Mercury. She's got her arms stretched out. It looks...it looks like a mother daughter reunion....
Eudial: There's no room for this in Senshi Death Match! Someone HAS to die! And if they don't do it, by God, I'll do it!
Viluy: Eudial! Put that infernal flamethrower down! I don't think the match is quite over. Mercury and Neo Mercury are embracing...what's this...? It's a sword made of ice!
Eudial: STAB! STAB! STAB! Carnage! WHOO! Way to go! Neo Mercury makes the kill...and cleans up her mess with a good old Mercury Silver Santification.
Viluy: Uh...right...doesn't this mean Mercury won? Technically? Maybe not Sailor Mercury, but *A* Mercury one...her offspring nonetheless.
" Eudial: That truly is a dilemna, Viluy-san. Well...I guess we'll just have to live knowing that Mercury couldn't totally suck if she produced such a victorious and...insane...daughter.
Viluy: Or not.
Eudial: Oh well! Matta ne, minna-san! Until Next Time!
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