To be honest, this page gets very, very few flames. Why? Because I think most rational human beings can tell that this isn't made to be taken seriously...and also, most people don't like to waste their time insulting people they don't even know. But...well, I said rational human beings...and there are alot of people on earth who aren't rational, so let's share some of these great flames!
-----Original Message----- From: Keeperoftheages@aol.com Sent: Monday, June 10, 2002 8:59 PM To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Sailor Mercury Janelle your are a stupid retarted person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sailor Mercury is cool!!!!!!!!! Janelle: Eats poop evryday, has poop stains and probably drinks piss evryday. Amy:Probably Smells like flowers, eats healthy,and is clean unlike your putrid damn self!I can't believe u hate her! who would be stupid enough to hate her ? U of course!
What's with Sailormercury fans spelling 'retarded' so badly? Why does Sailormercury apparently have the stupidest fans on the web? If I were her, I'd feel so horrible that the people who loved me are such insanely immature, narrow-minded people. Miss/Mr. Keeperoftheages has some some sort of unhealthy fascination with the human excrement. Is this person 10 years old? Who the hell says "poop" when they want to insult someone? Honey, if you want to make an impact its "eats shit." Only middle school children who think cursing is bad say "poop." "I can't believe you hate her!" As if the rest of the world has to bow down to your authority. I can't wait till you get to high school and get the harassment you deserve.
----- Original Message ----- From: Stacey Nano To: email@example.com Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2001 2:48 PM Subject: YOU STUPID PIECE OF @#$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU RETARTED WORTHLESS COLD HEARTED PIECE OF CRAP EVERY BODY HATES LITTERALY HATES YOU!! I WILL SHOW HOW MAD I AM BY TYPING IN ALL CAPS! WOW!! CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING!!! Oh, BTW, you spelled retarded wrong..and everybody...and literally. Wow, everyone hates me eh? I must be popular! *blush* (JIASH) JANELLE IS A SHIT HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SISTER ,BROTHER(MY OWN BROTHER LIKES SAILOR MERCURY),MY MOM!,NOT MY FATHER BUT STILL!! LETS GO TO FACTS SHALL WE BY COMPAIR YOU TWO : JANELLE:STUPID!! AMY:INCREADIBLY SMART! JANELLE:COLD HEARTED!! AMY:CARING JANELLE:MEANINGLESS!! AMY:FUN ,NICE ,EVERING WONDERFUL,ECT. I may be stupid, but I can obviously form sentences better than you can. I find it amusing that you put an animated character in higher regard than a human being. I assure you that I will go farther in the world than 'Amy' will...seeing as how she's sort of trapped on a piece of cel. JANELLE:RETARTED,SMELLS FUNNY,HAS CRAP STAINS, YOU YOUR SELF LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT YOU NOBODY SPERMBAG YOU STUPID SATINIST!!!! AMY:WONDERFUL ,BEAUTIFUL, NICE,FUN,CARING,(CLEAN),CARTOON CARACTER . What's a satinist? Well, I do like satin, its very pretty and smooth. And BTW, I'm a very cute looking piece of shit. IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS (WHICH I HOPE I DID CUZ I DONT CARE) Actually, you didn't hurt me in the slightest. E-MAIL ME AT:GREENCATEYE90@HOTMAIL.COM Nah, I don't think I will...but someone else might. P.S. JIASH , JIASH,JIASH,JIASH, JIASH ,JIASH, REPEAT THAT TO YOURSELF AND NOTICE THE TRUTH!!!!! IF YOU WANT YOU COULD E-MAIL ME TRASH ,ILL READ BUT PREPAIR FOR ANOTHER NOTE FOR THE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I don't know *HOW* to prepair!! Someone teach me before it's too late!! AND IM GOING TO STEAL THOSE 4 GUYS CALLEDBISHOUNEN GUYS NENER,NENER,NENER YOU HAVE A WIENER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's a little tip if you want to actually insult someone. Don't use juvenile phrases from the fourth grade. Also, being told I have a wiener is kind of cute and funny. I believe the proper term you were looking for is 'cock' or 'dick'. Here's a reality check, sweetheart, your flame didn't do anything but make me giggle as I shared it with my friends and on various websites. If you want to make an impact, try vocalizing your comments in a rational and sane way, and try not to compare a human to a 'cartoon.' But what's the point? If you had the ability to read and comprehend english in a somewhat acceptable manner, you would have realized the Mercury site is a joke. While your spelling is atrocious, you have enough of an ability in it for me to assume that it IS your first language. Why don't people do like Sailormercury does and be intelligent and analyze a situation? I mean, you love her, right? So why don't you try emulating her. She would NEVER send a flame. Flames are for idiots and the immature...and she's neither, right?